Don't drink and drive.. spoken from an accident victim

Last night I joined my boy roommated for some drunken go carting.  Although there are signs that say don't drink and drive, there is a bar.  This plus the fact that I haven't driven in four months equals a very bruised Francesca. When we were there we had so much fun but now as a black, blue and purple swollen mess I understand why we were the only people there.

 I spent the day walking around school like I had a hicky but it was actually seat belt burn.  My butt is a lot worse but I won't post a picture of that.