What do all these parents have in common? Children who are too old to be single. I walked around People's Park in Shanghai and admired the ads for available bachelors and bachelorettes. Much to my relief, the youngest advertisement I saw was for someone born in 1987. That gives me one more year to get my shit together. Men, start forming a line now.
Mom, if you ever decide to pimp me out please attach my ad to a Dior bag.
Too old, too short. Chinamen, you put a picture on your resume for your future employer but none for your future wife?
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